When Bee Met **** and ****

Hey, remember episode three?  Remember that wild twist ending where Bee said she'd found not one, but TWO people like her?  Well, here are some communications from her prospective allies to show just how exactly they made the connection.

 

emails from new friend #1

Email 1:   Greetings.  Is this the email address for the podcast for the girl claiming she has magical powers?  Thanks.  -****   Email 2:   Well, it depends.  Are you another jerk who wants to send me that Last Airbender clip again?

Email 1:

Greetings.  Is this the email address for the podcast for the girl claiming she has magical powers?

Thanks.

-****

Email 2:

Well, it depends.  Are you another jerk who wants to send me that Last Airbender clip again?

Email 3:   ...To do what?  -****   Email 4:   Like, y’know, it almost makes me wish I hadn’t said anything about it in the first place.  I’m just trying to find some people like me, and I don’t really care if other people believe me about this or not!  I just wish you’d stop coming into my inbox and being mean about it!!

Email 3:

...To do what?

-****

Email 4:

Like, y’know, it almost makes me wish I hadn’t said anything about it in the first place.  I’m just trying to find some people like me, and I don’t really care if other people believe me about this or not!  I just wish you’d stop coming into my inbox and being mean about it!!

Email 5:   ...Right.  Well, I was just emailing to ask if you really have these powers you claim to have, but I think you’ve already answered that question.  Or this account is a much more elaborate prank than I gave it credit for.  -****   Email 6:   Yes.  I have freaky fire powers.  All my podcast is real.  There’s your answer.  Happy?   Email 7:   Not so much.  But if that’s the case, I just wanted to let you know that I have powers too.  -****

Email 5:

...Right.  Well, I was just emailing to ask if you really have these powers you claim to have, but I think you’ve already answered that question.  Or this account is a much more elaborate prank than I gave it credit for.

-****

Email 6:

Yes.  I have freaky fire powers.  All my podcast is real.  There’s your answer.  Happy?

Email 7:

Not so much.  But if that’s the case, I just wanted to let you know that I have powers too.

-****

Email 8:    Wait, are you being serious?  Are you really saying you have magic powers too?  Also, look, I know it’s really easy to joke about this online, but really, please don’t joke about this.   Email 9:   I’m exactly as serious about this as you are.  -****

Email 8: 

Wait, are you being serious?  Are you really saying you have magic powers too?  Also, look, I know it’s really easy to joke about this online, but really, please don’t joke about this.

Email 9:

I’m exactly as serious about this as you are.

-****

Email 10:   Oh my god.  Ohm y god!  That’s incredible!  Are you real?  Are you really real?   Email 11:   Yes?  Is there a certain amount of times I’ll have to repeat this before it’s accepted and we move on to whatever’s next?  -****

Email 10:

Oh my god.  Ohm y god!  That’s incredible!  Are you real?  Are you really real?

Email 11:

Yes?  Is there a certain amount of times I’ll have to repeat this before it’s accepted and we move on to whatever’s next?

-****

Email 12:   No, I’m sorry, you’re right.  I’ve just been looking for others like me very hard lately and constantly worrying that there wasn’t going to be anyone else out there, so it’s just, ahhh!    Email 13:   So, what’s next?  Is there some sort of mailing list I sign up for?  -****   Email 14:   Oh, um, I don’t think I’d actually thought that far out yet.  Well, are you comfortable with sharing...where you live?  Maybe we could possibly meet if you’re close enough to where I live too?

Email 12:

No, I’m sorry, you’re right.  I’ve just been looking for others like me very hard lately and constantly worrying that there wasn’t going to be anyone else out there, so it’s just, ahhh! 

Email 13:

So, what’s next?  Is there some sort of mailing list I sign up for?

-****

Email 14:

Oh, um, I don’t think I’d actually thought that far out yet.  Well, are you comfortable with sharing...where you live?  Maybe we could possibly meet if you’re close enough to where I live too?

Email 15:   That’s certainly possible.  You live in the Midwest, don’t you?  I’m attending college in the region too – this place called ****.  -****   Email 16:   Wait.  Are you actually messing with me?  Because...that’s my college too.  That’s where I am right now.   Email 17:   Hm.  That is strange.  But we have magic powers now, so really, what’s normal anymore?  Should be get lunch sometime then?  -****

Email 15:

That’s certainly possible.  You live in the Midwest, don’t you?  I’m attending college in the region too – this place called ****.

-****

Email 16:

Wait.  Are you actually messing with me?  Because...that’s my college too.  That’s where I am right now.

Email 17:

Hm.  That is strange.  But we have magic powers now, so really, what’s normal anymore?  Should be get lunch sometime then?

-****

 

dms from new friend #2

Text 1:   hey, i heard on your podcast that you’ve got superpowers  that’s fucking awesome dude!!! i have those too!!!   Text 2:   omg, really?   Text 3:   yeah man!  we should get together and show them off sometime   Text 4:   absolutely!    and you wouldn’t happen to live anywhere near this town called ****, would you?  because i was actually just contacted by someone else with powers who lives there and i live there too and it would be really kind of convenient if we could meet around there   Text 5:   omg no way  i’m going to college there too!  that’s crazy  totally let’s get lunch some time!

Text 1:

hey, i heard on your podcast that you’ve got superpowers

that’s fucking awesome dude!!! i have those too!!!

Text 2:

omg, really?

Text 3:

yeah man!  we should get together and show them off sometime

Text 4:

absolutely!  

and you wouldn’t happen to live anywhere near this town called ****, would you?  because i was actually just contacted by someone else with powers who lives there and i live there too and it would be really kind of convenient if we could meet around there

Text 5:

omg no way

i’m going to college there too!  that’s crazy

totally let’s get lunch some time!